BatMitE's Sickness

Two Faces of an Angel 2

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:31:43 GMT

Hrmm, wow, yeah.

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:08:18 GMT

82% John Edwards
82% Mike Gravel
81% Chris Dodd
80% Barack Obama
80% Bill Richardson
77% Hillary Clinton
75% Joe Biden
75% Dennis Kucinich
35% Rudy Giuliani
35% Tom Tancredo
31% Ron Paul
27% Mitt Romney
27% John McCain
25% Fred Thompson
21% Mike Huckabee

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

Politics suck. :)

Hrmmm... something to think about

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:05:11 GMT

"He went on to say that selling the new album, In Rainbows, directly to fans made the band more money from digital distribution than "all the other Radiohead albums put together, forever."

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080102-radiohead-artists-often-screwed-by-digital-downloads.html

The death knell of commercial labels??? :)

I'm smiling.

HAHAHAH!!!!

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:50:14 GMT

Google's Directions, New York NY to Paris France

Read number 23. Can you do it?

Got this in an email...

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:51:23 GMT

Subject: Taxes and Urine Test

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.
In order to get that paycheck. I am required to pass a random urine
test, which I have no problem with.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people
who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine
test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for
them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on
their feet.
I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on
their butt and take drugs and/or buy drugs with our tax money.
Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to
pass a urine test to get a public assistance check.
Pass this on if you agree!

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:35:46 GMT

You are a
Social Liberal
(71% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(26% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Have not posted in a long time. Have not had time to stop.
Should come up for air soon, promise.

Legendary singer James Brown dies at 73

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:28:55 GMT

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061225/ap_en_mu/obit_brown

Piracy, the better choice

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:07:27 GMT

http://www.theinquirer.org/default.aspx?article=36574

Vista security spec 'longest suicide note in history'
http://www.theinquirer.org/default.aspx?article=36570
The note:
http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/vista_cost.txt

Wow.

world's longest email domain!!!

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:23:45 GMT

http://www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com/service.php

This is hilarious!!!

batmite@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com

The decline

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:54:00 GMT

Live fast die young.

Damnit Penelope, rerelease the movies already! :)

ZzZzZzZz.

http://www.declinemovies.com/

Maddox Vs. Sony

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 22:09:00 GMT

Maddox's views on the Sony PSP and Sony in general.. LOL!!! :)
here!

I knew I was weird.

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:08:04 GMT

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

15% Dixie

15% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Sigh...

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:44:05 GMT

Man... people are desperate on Craigslist...

married women who is not completely satisfaying by his men or husband
I like the women with open mind and wear sexy clothes if not on the street but in privacy
I loved suck to much the pussy and make come in my mouth with my tongue and play with your breast very delicate
in others ways the women who want have one affair with 100% discret
I am clean men very horny
all with respect
I available at this time 2.30 am monday thru friday closely to my area pittsburg I can travel or I can host or in weekend in the afternoon if some womens like some drink or take a dinner and after we got a great session of loved very horny
I work in san francisco from 6 pm to 1.30 am and I be here in pittsburg 2.30 am
if some wife or single women feeling alone or abandoned by her husband in sexual relation hit me up one email if you dont want write anything for discretion or scare only put xxx69xxx and I understand and I return one email to your address or electronic direction you send me up and I recomended erase a soon you read
all with extremally discretion

I am married men 46 but I like and loved make sex salvage and wild
I like suck pussy hard and fuck hard untill I make scream the women and she feel satisfaying like any women in sexual action
if some is interested hit me up one email

nota if for any reason
your husband like to see you with other men we invite him but is only second option I know many husband loved her wife flirt with other mens in extremally discret but is only if he want I prefer womens alone but very horny any race color or linguish only under the age what I specific

Man!!!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/177831635.html

Time flies when you're having pork.

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:06:09 GMT

Maybe, just maybe I should sleep. As depressing as my thoughts are most of the time, it's ironic that I have so much fucking FUN!

LOL

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:59:44 GMT

I myself hate not being able to sleep. It's almost like I'm clinging to the nagging idea that I still need to do something before I drop off.. Phaugh. :(

It’s really hard to kill someone with a carrot

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:25:02 GMT

The MPAA, the rabid lobbyists who ensure that Shall We Dance? can never be viewed without proper respect to copyrights, are finally ready to start suing broadband-enabled movie pirates back into the days of the Commodore 64. New MPAA Head Pirate Hunter in Charge Dan Glickman will announce the opening volley of lawsuits later today. Quick, everyone uninstall BitTorrent and throw your computers into the nearest body of water to avoid their wrath! At least Glickman seems to be paying lip-service to a somewhat less bloodthirsty approach than his predecessor, Jack Valenti.

"Glickman said 'a holistic approach' was needed to combat piracy, including educational efforts, criminal prosecution and lawsuits against infringers. 'You need the stick and you need the carrot both,' he said. 'You can’t just have one without the other.'

"Glickman took a reflective pause before explaining, 'See, the way it works is we dangle the carrot, then when a file-sharer reaches for the it, we wiggle the stick so they know what we’re packing, We ask them, *Are you sure you want to do that? Didn’t you see the stick?* And if they insist on going for the carrot, we beat them to death with the stick, you know, just until we can see a little brain through the skull. That’s why you need the stick and the carrot both. It’s really hard to kill someone with a carrot'.”

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/movies/mpaa-ready-to-sue-pirates-024974.php

Man. Now they are willing to bash some brains in if they don't get their rightfully earned dough! :\

OMG the Hasselhoff

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 18:37:13 GMT

Wow... This is pretty funny.
David Hasselhoff meets Cthulhu Carts...

http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20060526/sf_01.shtml

How can I describe to you the nature of this crawling chaos?
Even now it seethes before my eyes as a waking nightmare...

this is ridiculous.

Wed, 31 May 2006 23:56:29 GMT

What the FUCK?

MAY 25--The pervert pictured in the below mug shot is named Richard Thompson. He's a 50-year-old Nebraska man who was convicted of sexually assaulting a child, but is avoiding jail time because a judge thinks he's too short to survive in prison. Instead, the 5'1" Thompson will serve a 10-year probationary term, thanks to the sentence meted out Tuesday by Cheyenne County District Judge Kristine Cecava. While acknowledging that the sex crime was "absolutely inexcusable" and that Thompson deserved a long prison stretch, Cecava explained that the child abuser likely could not survive incarceration. As part of her lenient sentence, Cecava, pictured at right, ordered Thompson to never be alone with anyone younger than 18 and directed him to throw out his porn collection.

Oooooh, he's gonna get beat up in prison since he's too short... Let's be nice to him. >:(

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0525062shorty1.html

Armless Driving Fun!!!

Fri, 26 May 2006 19:16:02 GMT

(05-25) 17:02 PDT WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) --

An armless man stopped for speeding was driving with one foot on the
steering wheel and another on the pedals, a policeman testified in
court.

Colin Smith, who was born without arms and has never held a driver's
license, appeared in court Thursday charged with driving in a manner
likely to be dangerous to the public.

The police officer who stopped Smith said the driver's seat was
reclined and the armless man appeared to be using one foot to steer
the car and the other to work the accelerator and brake. Smith, 31,
entered no plea but said he would defend himself against the charges.

He told the court he had been driving for years, using his feet to
steer, and had never had an accident.

Very cool.

Thu, 25 May 2006 10:26:35 GMT

I want one.... or five.

ZzZzZz

who needs money... bring on the bodies....

Tue, 02 May 2006 05:54:46 GMT

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

(Thanks FUDD!)

Coranto

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:41:56 GMT

DUH.

When you transfer a domain name make sure the quota you set for a user can hold the entire site content, or else hilarity ensues when one tries to setup Coranto with 'no space left to write the damn nsettings.cgi config file'.

DUH.

That only took an hour to figure out. What a friggin' idiot I am. :)

Smart and Lazy

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:05:27 GMT

"Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders."

-Erwin Rommel

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"

-General George S. Patton in North Africa

I got my SPAM wish for Xmas...

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:22:02 GMT

"Same neat black ink below the clipping. Bruce Lee How much is that? My dear fellow!

But if you turned the thing over to take a look at the works, you saw a blood-slimed killing machine with a very sharp blade. " He saw she was barely listening. "I was smarter than that. Her fingers touched his hair. And I knew what I would have to do if I saw it. He heard it but did nothing with the hearing of it; it was unconnected sound which ran into his head and then out again like water running through a flume. The irony was that the woman had coerced him into writing what was easily the best of the "Misery novels". it was Yes No.

Wow. Completely speechless.

OMG SPAM is too funny sometimes!!!

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:02:41 GMT

What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially
in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time...
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medication and that is all you are to do!

Do not kill the clock!

WTF, this is just like art!! Keep it coming, I'm completely entertained!! :P